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My first is made of cheese,
or so some do believe
when I fade
my second begins
Many a song was
written in my honor
As one of them goes:
sometimes it just
turns out that way
what am I?
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Hayden Pannettiere is real cute, but sometimes she looks like she’s about twelve and then she turns around and looks like a forty year old. So, here’s a riddle!
When asked how old she was, Hayden replied, “In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago.”
How old is she now?
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I have a light side and a dark side,
and I hold the universe together.
What am I? (more…)
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This is an old Anglo Saxon riddle and if you can’t see why this is a Homer Simpson Riddle, you obviously got the answer wrong 
I’m told a certain object grows
in the corner, rises and expands, throws up
a crust. A proud wife carried off
that boneless wonder, the daughter of a king
covered that swollen thing with a cloth.
What am I?
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How many Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
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How many officials of the Bush Administration does it take to screw in a light bulb? (more…)
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Rafael Nadal and Anna Kournikova were playing tennis. They played 5 sets and both won three sets. How can this be? (more…)
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Once upon a time,
on a fine sunny day
there was only one ship in the harbor.
All of a sudden the ship began to sink.
There was no storm and
nothing wrong with the ship
yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
Why did the ship sink?
